Trumpiana: Who is the GOATest of them all?

Published 7 June 2026 · world

Miffed at the Kennedy Center removing his name, Trump plasters his greatness everywhere! (By arrangement with) Wannabe ‘King Donald’ doesn’t need a mirror to tell

Miffed at the Kennedy Center removing his name, Trump plasters his greatness everywhere! (By arrangement with) Wannabe ‘King Donald’ doesn’t need a mirror to tell him who is the greatest of them all. Trump knows. And his flattering courtiers are always there to endorse the boss who has ‘aced’ his cognitive tests with “a Perfect Score… four times in a row. ”But the POTUS takes no chances. Miffed at “a Highly Conflicted, Crooked Federal Judge’s” order to remove his name from the Kennedy Center of the Performing Arts, Trump plastered his greatness everywhere with AI from Mount Rushmore to atop the White House — relegating the first President George Washington to the second place.And as getting “the yips,” more than half “the highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists,’” pulled out of a fair celebrating America’s 250th anniversary, Trump suggested bringing in “the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime and he does so without a guitar.”Event organizers were quick to accept the offer from “the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP,” to kick off what “will be a Wild and Beautiful Celebration of America!”To mark “500 days of winning reached, and we’re only scratching the surface. More wins. More results. MORE TO COME,” he posted an AI picture of an artist sketching “The Greatest President.”And another of an angry young Trump with multiple reflections captioned simply “007.”Meanwhile, amid high-wire peace talks with Iran which according to the New York Times he finds ‘very boring,’ “a little perturbed” Trump dropped an F-bomb on Israel’s Bibi Netanyahu in a profanity-filled call over its Lebanon attacks.Even as analysts saw the call as “a sign of the growing pressure he faces to resolve the Iran war” ahead of November midterm elections, Trump remained noncommittal about a timeline for settling the conflict.The Strait of Hormuz might stay blocked through the Labor Day holiday on September 7, “but I think it’s unlikely.

I think that we’ll have it. I think this will resolve itself fairly quickly,” he told the New York Post.Four “bad” Republican lawmakers, who helped U.S. House of Representatives pass a measure to halt Trump from carrying out further attacks against Iran, earned his wrath.Branding them “unpatriotic GRANDSTANDERS!, who should be ashamed of themselves,” he chided them for joining “all of the Dumocrats, to limit my War Powers, right in the middle of my final negotiations to end the War with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Who would do such an unpatriotic thing.”The resolution heads to the Senate, where it faces a steep road to passage. Even if it passes, Trump can squash it with a veto.Trump also named a new spy chief who has no intelligence experience, but has the one qualification Trump cares about. At the Federal Housing Finance Agency, which he heads, Bill Pulte, has shown a willingness to target the president’s foes.In what critics called another “looney” act, Trump announced a 12.5% tariff, effective next month, on goods from several countries including China, India and Britain for failing to enforce bans on forced labor.Other than that, the Donald was busy as ever making Washington beautiful again, filling up the Reflecting Pool, opening clogged fountains, cleaning up old monuments and of course building his big beautiful ballroom despite legal challenges.“The Ballroom is coming along fantastically well,” he posted on Truth Social, complete with a “DronePort, and ALL of the other many Military elements, which are all vital for Security” as Justice Department lawyers argued that judges can’t stop it.The courts are powerless to stop the construction of the White House ballroom now that the historic East Wing had been demolished, lawyers told a skeptic federal appeals court panel suggesting Trump could even quickly bulldoze the Statue of Liberty with impunity.And of course, the White House is all prepped for Trump’s 80th birthday bash on June 14, when 5,000 guests are set to attend a UFC cage fight in a makeshift arena that has made the South Lawn look much like a theme park.Trump is also all set to attend the rescheduled White House Correspondents’ Association dinner on July 24, after the April 25 event was abruptly cut short when a gunman tried to enter the room where it was happening.