Trumpiana: Who is the GOATest of them all?
Miffed at the Kennedy Center removing his name, Trump plasters his greatness everywhere! (By arrangement with) Wannabe âKing Donaldâ doesnât need a mirror to tell
Miffed at the Kennedy Center removing his name, Trump plasters his greatness everywhere! (By arrangement with) Wannabe âKing Donaldâ doesnât need a mirror to tell him who is the greatest of them all. Trump knows. And his flattering courtiers are always there to endorse the boss who has âacedâ his cognitive tests with âa Perfect Score⌠four times in a row. âBut the POTUS takes no chances. Miffed at âa Highly Conflicted, Crooked Federal Judgeâsâ order to remove his name from the Kennedy Center of the Performing Arts, Trump plastered his greatness everywhere with AI from Mount Rushmore to atop the White House â relegating the first President George Washington to the second place.And as getting âthe yips,â more than half âthe highly paid, Third Rate âArtists,ââ pulled out of a fair celebrating Americaâs 250th anniversary, Trump suggested bringing in âthe Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime and he does so without a guitar.âEvent organizers were quick to accept the offer from âthe man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP,â to kick off what âwill be a Wild and Beautiful Celebration of America!âTo mark â500 days of winning reached, and weâre only scratching the surface. More wins. More results. MORE TO COME,â he posted an AI picture of an artist sketching âThe Greatest President.âAnd another of an angry young Trump with multiple reflections captioned simply â007.âMeanwhile, amid high-wire peace talks with Iran which according to the New York Times he finds âvery boring,â âa little perturbedâ Trump dropped an F-bomb on Israelâs Bibi Netanyahu in a profanity-filled call over its Lebanon attacks.Even as analysts saw the call as âa sign of the growing pressure he faces to resolve the Iran warâ ahead of November midterm elections, Trump remained noncommittal about a timeline for settling the conflict.The Strait of Hormuz might stay blocked through the Labor Day holiday on September 7, âbut I think itâs unlikely.
I think that weâll have it. I think this will resolve itself fairly quickly,â he told the New York Post.Four âbadâ Republican lawmakers, who helped U.S. House of Representatives pass a measure to halt Trump from carrying out further attacks against Iran, earned his wrath.Branding them âunpatriotic GRANDSTANDERS!, who should be ashamed of themselves,â he chided them for joining âall of the Dumocrats, to limit my War Powers, right in the middle of my final negotiations to end the War with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Who would do such an unpatriotic thing.âThe resolution heads to the Senate, where it faces a steep road to passage. Even if it passes, Trump can squash it with a veto.Trump also named a new spy chief who has no intelligence experience, but has the one qualification Trump cares about. At the Federal Housing Finance Agency, which he heads, Bill Pulte, has shown a willingness to target the presidentâs foes.In what critics called another âlooneyâ act, Trump announced a 12.5% tariff, effective next month, on goods from several countries including China, India and Britain for failing to enforce bans on forced labor.Other than that, the Donald was busy as ever making Washington beautiful again, filling up the Reflecting Pool, opening clogged fountains, cleaning up old monuments and of course building his big beautiful ballroom despite legal challenges.âThe Ballroom is coming along fantastically well,â he posted on Truth Social, complete with a âDronePort, and ALL of the other many Military elements, which are all vital for Securityâ as Justice Department lawyers argued that judges canât stop it.The courts are powerless to stop the construction of the White House ballroom now that the historic East Wing had been demolished, lawyers told a skeptic federal appeals court panel suggesting Trump could even quickly bulldoze the Statue of Liberty with impunity.And of course, the White House is all prepped for Trumpâs 80th birthday bash on June 14, when 5,000 guests are set to attend a UFC cage fight in a makeshift arena that has made the South Lawn look much like a theme park.Trump is also all set to attend the rescheduled White House Correspondentsâ Association dinner on July 24, after the April 25 event was abruptly cut short when a gunman tried to enter the room where it was happening.